I am a refugee from the Twelve Colonies of Kobol. I have survived on this Planet Earth via work as a teachers assistant at Kingsborough Community College for three years. As a freelance photographer, I’ve attempted to capture your world’s stranger habitats in and around your capital city, New York. For many of your years I’ve been an illustrator, avid fan of film and television,and a “video” gamer. I do not yet understand your ways; eating and copulation are still foreign concepts to me. I suffer a form of hysterical space madness, symptoms include obsession with sci-fi and socioeconomic politics from beyond the moon. Lest we forget the past we are doomed to repeat the future. I carry a briefcase with me at all times with codes some of you refer to as the “football.” I hope I don’t need to use it regarding my own heritage I’d rather not let all this happen again.