In celebration of North American independence Horse Trade, under the auspices of NAFTA and AFTRA and AFLAC, has joined forces with the autonomous nation of Canada to create a fun little festival bringing back some of our winter FRIGID favorites. Opening on Canada Day with a special early evening edition of the FRIGID sensation Canuck Cabaret and closing with the annual Horse Trade 4th of July BBQ this mini festival is crammed with all the patriotism we as North Americans can muster during this special holiday season.
Thursday, July 1
8pm Canuck Cabaret Fundraiser
$30 includes raffle tickets, a free drink, July 4th BBQ invitation, and lots of entertainment!
10:30pm God Tastes Like Canadian Bacon
Special Canadian edition of God Tastes Like Chicken.
Friday, July 2
6:30pm Tenderpits
The part-autobiographical, part-fictionalized story of a young man’s immigration from Canada to New York City- and of his realization that he is, in fact, a wizard. From the creators of Art’s Heart (Winner, Outstanding Solo Show FringeNYC 2009) comes a sick new show about identity, magic and armpits. Do you believe?
8:30pm No Traveller
In a narcissistic attempt to win her family’s attention, Abigail decides to perform the greatest stunt of all- attempted suicide. When her childish venture turns into unexpected reality, Abigail finds herself trapped in purgatory – a warped version of her apartment with two exits. Heaven or Hell. As a result of her foolish mistake, there is atonement and penance to be paid… and time is running out.
10:30pm Vodka Shoes
Rather than abuse her, Leslie’s alcoholic father would buy her shoes, drag race the lawnmower, and burn the neighbor’s bills, while her mother managed a doomed Christian bookstore and prayed in tongues over Leslie’s ailing sister. Leslie’s storytelling navigates a humorously tragic journey through childhood with frighteningly endearing characters.
12am Canuck Cabaret
Saturday, July 3
6:30pm XY(T)
Do you have the balls to become a man? XY(T) brings to life a series of questions, contradictions, and characters around the theme of testosterone. Veering between playful, poignant, hilarious, and disconcerting, transgender butch Kestryl Lowrey strips away layers of gender and self in pursuit of sex and sanity within embodied masculinity.
8:30pm Ramblings of a Gentleman Scumbag
Lucky Chengs Balloon man, delusional comic, and man of no God tries to justify 34 years of poor life choices and degeneracy. Profiled in Playgirl, FHM Magazine, Time-Out NY Magazine, Murdock is not your Father’s balloon man. A straight man in a gay world, a feminist in the sex industry, a ridiculous man in a ridiculous world.
10:30pm Kill the Band
KILL THE BAND IS THE ORIGINAL, COMEDY ROCK AND ROLL, ANTI-CABARET! Coinciding with the release of their first concept album, KILL THE BAND takes you on a cleverly comedic, musically theatrical trip through the band’s breakdowns and breakthrough.
12am Canuck Cabaret
Sunday, July 4
4th of July BBQ!
Keg will be tapped and grill will be hot starting at 1pm.
The mini-festival will play at UNDER St. Marks (94 St. Marks Place between 1st Ave and Ave A) July 1-4. Tickets ($15, $25 Two Show Pass, $30 Three Show Pass) are available by calling Smarttix at 212-868-4444 at www.horseTRADE.info.
HORSE TRADE THEATER GROUP is a self-sustaining theater development group; with a focus on new work, it has produced a massive quantity of stimulating downtown theater. Horse Trade’s Resident Artist Program offers a home to a select group of Independent Theater artists, pooling together a great deal of talent and energy. It is also the home of FRIGID New York – the first and only festival of its kind in New York City.
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