A Wasted Day and a Boring Knight

The biggest problem with James Mangold’s “Knight and Day” is that it takes you on such an unpredictable ride that you’ll find yourself pondering what genre it belongs in throughout.

Normally that wouldn’t be such a bad thing, but this film never establishes any sort of momentum in any one given direction, feelings like a mish-mash or hybrid of movie cliché that ultimately cannot keep itself above water.

A true shame, because with two stars like Tom Cruise and Cameron Diaz at the helm and a more than solid supporting star in Peter Sarsgaard, it had plenty of potential, but that all occurs before the opening credits roll.

Once the movie actually starts, it becomes a jumbled mess that doesn’t have enough action to be considered a romp, while lacking the sex appeal and intrigue to be a thriller and the hilarity to be a romance comedy, making it a haphazard attempt at a summer blockbuster that is a barely decent date movie but nothing more.

This is mostly due to the fact that the characters lack any real depth and the rate of the plot progression is slower than a tortoise on tranquilizers. Once you find out what is really going on here, you can’t force yourself to care. Cruise’s character, Roy Miller is an interesting one [women will love his bravado and men will appreciate his ability as an undercover ass-kicking machine] and overall, his performance isn’t terrible, as it’s filled with awesome stunts, witty one-liners and plenty of cool fights, but it’s not enough to turn this film around.

The same thing goes for Diaz, who is more than cute and alluring here and by the end. Even though she does win you over, it’s not exactly by a logical progression of events. Being the scared and timid woman throughout, she eventually becomes the tough girlfriend of a secret agent who can do more than handle herself in the line of fire. This all happens so quickly that you’ll find yourself lost. As a result, the flick loses it’s staying power quickly and forces you to think of what could have been if the script was written better and these actors were given decent direction.

While Cruise and Diaz are generally okay here, Sarsgaard, who plays the villain here, is wasted completely. A guy that has proven himself in films such as “Shattered Glass” and “Orphan” over the past decade, he could have done an honorable job, but wasn’t given enough time on camera and nearly enough dialogue to make the viewer hate him. Instead, much like the rest of the film, you’re left wondering what his true intentions are. When you ultimately find out what’s going on, it feels like a shoddy episode of “Miami Vice,” and Sarsgaard ultimately ends up the biggest loser of all.

Add in a more than cheesy ending and all the positive attributes of the film, like the cool fighting scenes and Cruise and Diaz getting into all sorts of crazy situations with everyone and their mother shooting at them and things blowing up, are all for naught.

In the end, the ends simply don’t justify the means, as the film gets way too cute for its own good. After seeing spies thrown out of train windows and people being shot in point-blank range, it’s just too much to stomach. Those who were expecting another “Bourne” film will be disappointed, as will those who were looking to for a romance comedy.

The same thing goes for anyone looking to have a decent time in the theater.

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About Patrick Hickey Jr. 14230 Articles
Patrick Hickey Jr. is a full-time Assistant Professor of Communication & Performing Arts and Director of the Journalism program at Kingsborough Community College and is the chairman of the City University of New York Journalism Council. He is the Founder and Editor-In-Chief of ReviewFix.com. He's also a former News Editor at NBC Local Integrated Media and National Video Games Writer at Examiner.com where his work was mentioned in National Ad campaigns by Disney, Nintendo and EA Sports. Hickey was also the Editor-In-Chief of two College Newspapers before he received his BA in Journalism from Brooklyn College. Hickey's work has been published in The New York Daily News, The New York Times, Complex, The Hockey Writers, Yahoo!, Broadway World, Examiner, NYSportScene Magazine, ProHockeyNews.com, GothamBaseball.com, The Syracuse Post-Standard, Scout.com and the official sites of the Brooklyn Aces and New York Islanders. His first book, The Minds Behind the Games: Interviews With Cult And Classic Video Game Developers was released in April 2018 and is chock full of interviews with legendary developers. His second book in the series, The Minds Behind Adventures Games, was released in December 2019. His third book, The Minds Behind Sports Games, was released in September 2020. His fourth book, The Minds Behind Shooter Games, was released in March 2021. The Minds Behind Sega Genesis Games and The Minds Behind PlayStation Games were released in 2022 and The Minds Behind PlayStation 2 was published in January 2023. Hickey is also a contracted comic book writer, currently penning his original series, "Condrey," as well as "The Job," "Brooklyn Bleeds" "Dem Gulls" and "KROOM" for Legacy Comix, where he serves as founder, owner and Editor-in-Chief. Hickey Jr. is also a voice actor, having starred in the 2018 indie hit and 2019 Switch, PS4 and Xbox One release, The Padre (also serving as English language Story Editor), from Shotgun With Glitters. The sequel, The Padre: One Shell Straight to Hell was released in February 2021- Hickey also served as a Story Editor and Lead Voiceover performer. He has also done narration and trailers for several other titles including The Kaiju Offensive, Relentless Rex and Roniu’s Tale. Hickey is also the lead voiceover performer on Mega Cat Studios’ upcoming title WrestleQuest, responsible for nearly 90 characters in the game, as well as Skybound's Renfield: Bring Your Own Blood, where he voices both Dracula and Renfield, as well as several other characters. He also stars in Ziggurat Interactive’s World Championship Boxing Manager 2, where he performs the VO of nearly every male character in the game. He also worked on the Atari VCS’s BPM Boy.

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