Are You A Bridezilla?

WE TV’s cult success of a show, “Bridezillas” is a disaster, but an enjoyable one. It’s like watching a car wreck in slow motion, watching each bone shatter in high definition- a voyeur’s dream come true. Well that is if you’re a stereotypical 20 something woman with marriage on her mind.

Everyone else will find it hysterical, mainly because many of the people who are featured on it represent the lowest common denomination of America’s civilized society.

The fact that every man pictured on the show is shown as weak and a puppet to their woman is the exact reason why this show is on the channel it is. If you want to know why there is still a gender gap in this country, it’s shows like this, that make a joke of a sacred thing like marriage and make it all about an often unappreciative woman who will only end up in divorce in a few years anyway.

Men can rejoice however knowing that they can get something more than a few laughs out of the show. You may get a scouting report on how your woman will behave if you pop the question. Simply put, if the woman you’re with thinks she’ll be a bridezilla one day, you know you’re better off leaving or building the bomb shelter, you know, the one you’ll likely spend the duration of your marriage in.

This show paints a picture of women and weddings that will scare the crap out any single man still thinking about having a family. In one episode, a man gets scoffed at by his fiancée because she doesn’t like the wedding ring he just gave her. It gets so bad that she walks out of the restaurant they’re eating at and tells him to pay the bill and meet her in the car.

Soon after, this poor man looks at the camera and says, “It’s better than being alone.”

No it isn’t pal. Thanks to your misfortune though, the countless men that are forced to watch this show will leave their girlfriends houses with their stomachs in knots. Yes, watching some hapless loser be berated by a woman who has no concept of love is aggravating. If you ever wanted to know how your girlfriend felt while you were watching football, with potato chips on your shirt and beer in your beard, this is the closest you’ll ever get to it.

That doesn’t mean you won’t tune in next week though, as after a while you get sucked in and you become a closet Zilla fan. Be warned though, all it takes is a half hour.

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About Patrick Hickey Jr. 14230 Articles
Patrick Hickey Jr. is a full-time Assistant Professor of Communication & Performing Arts and Director of the Journalism program at Kingsborough Community College and is the chairman of the City University of New York Journalism Council. He is the Founder and Editor-In-Chief of ReviewFix.com. He's also a former News Editor at NBC Local Integrated Media and National Video Games Writer at Examiner.com where his work was mentioned in National Ad campaigns by Disney, Nintendo and EA Sports. Hickey was also the Editor-In-Chief of two College Newspapers before he received his BA in Journalism from Brooklyn College. Hickey's work has been published in The New York Daily News, The New York Times, Complex, The Hockey Writers, Yahoo!, Broadway World, Examiner, NYSportScene Magazine, ProHockeyNews.com, GothamBaseball.com, The Syracuse Post-Standard, Scout.com and the official sites of the Brooklyn Aces and New York Islanders. His first book, The Minds Behind the Games: Interviews With Cult And Classic Video Game Developers was released in April 2018 and is chock full of interviews with legendary developers. His second book in the series, The Minds Behind Adventures Games, was released in December 2019. His third book, The Minds Behind Sports Games, was released in September 2020. His fourth book, The Minds Behind Shooter Games, was released in March 2021. The Minds Behind Sega Genesis Games and The Minds Behind PlayStation Games were released in 2022 and The Minds Behind PlayStation 2 was published in January 2023. Hickey is also a contracted comic book writer, currently penning his original series, "Condrey," as well as "The Job," "Brooklyn Bleeds" "Dem Gulls" and "KROOM" for Legacy Comix, where he serves as founder, owner and Editor-in-Chief. Hickey Jr. is also a voice actor, having starred in the 2018 indie hit and 2019 Switch, PS4 and Xbox One release, The Padre (also serving as English language Story Editor), from Shotgun With Glitters. The sequel, The Padre: One Shell Straight to Hell was released in February 2021- Hickey also served as a Story Editor and Lead Voiceover performer. He has also done narration and trailers for several other titles including The Kaiju Offensive, Relentless Rex and Roniu’s Tale. Hickey is also the lead voiceover performer on Mega Cat Studios’ upcoming title WrestleQuest, responsible for nearly 90 characters in the game, as well as Skybound's Renfield: Bring Your Own Blood, where he voices both Dracula and Renfield, as well as several other characters. He also stars in Ziggurat Interactive’s World Championship Boxing Manager 2, where he performs the VO of nearly every male character in the game. He also worked on the Atari VCS’s BPM Boy.

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