WWE Monday Night RAW Coverage: Sorry For Wasting Most of Your Time

Two week’s after CM Punk’s monumental promo that shook the entire wrestling world, RAW hasn’t been able to make their entire show nearly as enjoyable. While they continue to develop the Punk angle, they delivered filler on every other front.

In the end, last night featured a handful of meaningless promo and matches that were supposed to set up the Money n the Bank pay per view this Sunday.

It did not succeed.

All it did was repeat the same vignettes shown on Smackdown and tease the pay per view, but failed to provide enough exciting content to make RAW an intriguing show.

It didn’t start that way though. CM Punk made sure RAW started with a bang last night, as he shot a promo that got the crowd buzzing. Not only did he say he’d beat John Cena for the title, he also said he’d redesign the belt. If that wasn’t enough, he asked Vince McMahon to have live contract negotiations.

Usually, it’s a disaster when RAW opens up with a promo, but this time, it worked well. It got the crowd into the show and with Cena in a match right after, night got off on the right foot.

If only it stayed that way.

The end of the show, which had McMahon and Punk conduct a live contract negotiation, was interesting as well. While it took entirely too long to set up, the confrontation between these two was something that has never been done in wrestling. Punk did some more shooting, hitting everything from Triple H’s recent film to The Rock and the firings of Colt Cabana and Luke Gallows.

To see the creative team at least try something new is a testament to them willing to get the sport out of its current mediocrity. Sure, it wasn’t as good as his first promo, but it picked up towards the end and proved Punk is one of the best on the mic in the sport today.

In spite of this, the rest of the show was rather boring. Although they continued to develop the Money in the Bank match for the PPV, the six-man tag match was inane. The same thing goes for the Divas segment, which was generic and didn’t add any more heat to an already ice-cold angle.

As of right now, The United States championship will not be defended and neither will the tag team titles. Because of this, aside from the Punk/Cena confrontation, there doesn’t seem t be much of a reason to check out Sunday’s Money in the Bank pay per view.

Matches:

John Cena vs. David Otunga and Mike McGillicutty: A match that saw Cena deliver a top rope rocker dropper in addition to his normal assortment of moves on his way to single-handily defeating the WWE tag team champs. Has there ever been a more dismal moment in WWE’s tag team division?

Kelly Kelly vs. Melina:
Kelly beat a new and not improved Melina, who looked like a clone of the late-Sherry Martel, with a rocker dropper. Aside from that, this match was routine. After the match, the Bella twins attacked Kelly, who was aided by Eve Torrez. However, the twins were a step ahead and took care of both of them.

The Miz, Jack Swagger and R-Truth vs. Evan Bourne, Kofi Kingston and Alex Riley:
A decent match that was ruined by two commercial breaks. It was your standard six-man tag with the heels taking it to the faces, with hot tags coming in at all the right times. The end of the match was better put together, which saw Alberto Del Rio hit the ring and take out a few of the competitors. Overall, however, it was nothing special.

Drew McIntyre and Dolph Ziggler w/ Vicki Guerrero vs. The Big Show: Show ended up destroying McIntyre on the entrance ramp in a tune-up match before he takes on Mark Henry on Sunday. Ironically, Henry hit Show and Swagger and all three went off the stage.

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Patrick Hickey Jr. is a full-time Assistant Professor of Communication & Performing Arts and Director of the Journalism program at Kingsborough Community College and is the chairman of the City University of New York Journalism Council. He is the Founder and Editor-In-Chief of ReviewFix.com. He's also a former News Editor at NBC Local Integrated Media and National Video Games Writer at Examiner.com where his work was mentioned in National Ad campaigns by Disney, Nintendo and EA Sports. Hickey was also the Editor-In-Chief of two College Newspapers before he received his BA in Journalism from Brooklyn College. Hickey's work has been published in The New York Daily News, The New York Times, Complex, The Hockey Writers, Yahoo!, Broadway World, Examiner, NYSportScene Magazine, ProHockeyNews.com, GothamBaseball.com, The Syracuse Post-Standard, Scout.com and the official sites of the Brooklyn Aces and New York Islanders. His first book, The Minds Behind the Games: Interviews With Cult And Classic Video Game Developers was released in April 2018 and is chock full of interviews with legendary developers. His second book in the series, The Minds Behind Adventures Games, was released in December 2019. His third book, The Minds Behind Sports Games, was released in September 2020. His fourth book, The Minds Behind Shooter Games, was released in March 2021. The Minds Behind Sega Genesis Games and The Minds Behind PlayStation Games were released in 2022 and The Minds Behind PlayStation 2 was published in January 2023. Hickey is also a contracted comic book writer, currently penning his original series, "Condrey," as well as "The Job," "Brooklyn Bleeds" "Dem Gulls" and "KROOM" for Legacy Comix, where he serves as founder, owner and Editor-in-Chief. Hickey Jr. is also a voice actor, having starred in the 2018 indie hit and 2019 Switch, PS4 and Xbox One release, The Padre (also serving as English language Story Editor), from Shotgun With Glitters. The sequel, The Padre: One Shell Straight to Hell was released in February 2021- Hickey also served as a Story Editor and Lead Voiceover performer. He has also done narration and trailers for several other titles including The Kaiju Offensive, Relentless Rex and Roniu’s Tale. Hickey is also the lead voiceover performer on Mega Cat Studios’ upcoming title WrestleQuest, responsible for nearly 90 characters in the game, as well as Skybound's Renfield: Bring Your Own Blood, where he voices both Dracula and Renfield, as well as several other characters. He also stars in Ziggurat Interactive’s World Championship Boxing Manager 2, where he performs the VO of nearly every male character in the game. He also worked on the Atari VCS’s BPM Boy.

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