TNA Impact Coverage: Fake Botches and Sleep-Inducing Drama

TNA is a mess.

Between the stale matchups and the decision to make Karen Jarrett the head of the Knockouts Division, TNA is so out of fresh ideas that even the most hardcore wrestling fan will find it nearly impossible to watch right now.

At this point, it’s essentially torture to make any wrestling fan that grew up during the attitude era watch this drab. On top of that, the wrestling on last night’s episode was short and spotty.

Overall, there’s just not enough going on to make the show even remotely enjoyable.

Maybe that’ll change when Jeff Hardy makes his return to the company next week.

Lets hope for TNA’s sake. Because in the end, this show was sleep-inducing.

Matches:

Bound for Glory Series Match: Gunner vs. Rob Van Dam:
Jerry Lynn’s interference and a running high knee from Gunner ultimately cost RVD the match, but it was ruined way before. Slow paced, with several sloppy moves including Gunner’s slingshot suplex and RVD’s jumping thrust kick from the top rope, this match was a mess.

Austin Aries and Kid Kash vs. Jesse Sorensen and The X-Division champion, Brian Kendrick: A fast-paced match full of high spots that sets up Kendrick and Aries encounter at the next PPV. Sorensen and Kash were solid as well. However, the simple roll-up finisher tainted an otherwise athletic encounter and makes Sorensen look lucky, rather than talented.

TNA Knockouts Champion Winter vs. Mickie James:
A bunch of near-falls and James working hard couldn’t save this match. The lack of a dramatic end with James hitting her version of the super kick to a poorly selling Winter didn’t help either. It was truly that this was the major development on the show.

AJ Styles vs. Christopher Daniels: Best match of the night, even if it wasn’t their best. It’s too bad it took three-quarters of the show for fans to get to watch some decent in-ring action. The reversals made the match extra enjoyable as well, but the “fake” botch that ended the match ruined it all. How and when will this angle end?

World Heavyweight Champion Kurt Angle vs. Sting w/Hulk Hogan as the special enforcer:
A decent match that didn’t get the time it deserved. The last minute was a disaster, with Sting administering a mediocre version of the Scorpion Deathlock and brushing off a chair shot before Angle hit the Angle Slam for the win. After Immortal hit the ring, Mr. Anderson hit the ring to save Sting and turn face for the thousandth time this summer. If this is the best TNA can do for a Main Event, this company is in serious trouble.

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Patrick Hickey Jr. is a full-time Assistant Professor of Communication & Performing Arts and Director of the Journalism program at Kingsborough Community College and is the chairman of the City University of New York Journalism Council. He is the Founder and Editor-In-Chief of ReviewFix.com. He's also a former News Editor at NBC Local Integrated Media and National Video Games Writer at Examiner.com where his work was mentioned in National Ad campaigns by Disney, Nintendo and EA Sports. Hickey was also the Editor-In-Chief of two College Newspapers before he received his BA in Journalism from Brooklyn College. Hickey's work has been published in The New York Daily News, The New York Times, Complex, The Hockey Writers, Yahoo!, Broadway World, Examiner, NYSportScene Magazine, ProHockeyNews.com, GothamBaseball.com, The Syracuse Post-Standard, Scout.com and the official sites of the Brooklyn Aces and New York Islanders. His first book, The Minds Behind the Games: Interviews With Cult And Classic Video Game Developers was released in April 2018 and is chock full of interviews with legendary developers. His second book in the series, The Minds Behind Adventures Games, was released in December 2019. His third book, The Minds Behind Sports Games, was released in September 2020. His fourth book, The Minds Behind Shooter Games, was released in March 2021. The Minds Behind Sega Genesis Games and The Minds Behind PlayStation Games were released in 2022 and The Minds Behind PlayStation 2 was published in January 2023. Hickey is also a contracted comic book writer, currently penning his original series, "Condrey," as well as "The Job," "Brooklyn Bleeds" "Dem Gulls" and "KROOM" for Legacy Comix, where he serves as founder, owner and Editor-in-Chief. Hickey Jr. is also a voice actor, having starred in the 2018 indie hit and 2019 Switch, PS4 and Xbox One release, The Padre (also serving as English language Story Editor), from Shotgun With Glitters. The sequel, The Padre: One Shell Straight to Hell was released in February 2021- Hickey also served as a Story Editor and Lead Voiceover performer. He has also done narration and trailers for several other titles including The Kaiju Offensive, Relentless Rex and Roniu’s Tale. Hickey is also the lead voiceover performer on Mega Cat Studios’ upcoming title WrestleQuest, responsible for nearly 90 characters in the game, as well as Skybound's Renfield: Bring Your Own Blood, where he voices both Dracula and Renfield, as well as several other characters. He also stars in Ziggurat Interactive’s World Championship Boxing Manager 2, where he performs the VO of nearly every male character in the game. He also worked on the Atari VCS’s BPM Boy.

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