Beavis & Butthead Coverage: He’s Back

Pull your shirt over your head and grab some TP because everyone’s favorite Beavis alter ego, “The Great Cornholio” has made his return last night in awesome fashion.

In the very first Cornholio episode in years, “Holy Cornholio,” we see B&B playing in Stewart’s army doll in his garage. They eventually screw into the doll and into Beavis’s hand which means hospital time. Beavis is given a drug that makes him hyper if he overdoses-and he does and turns into Cornholio.

Meanwhile, some cult’s leader tells them he’ll be reborn soon before he dies. They see Beavis being Cornholio and think he’s their leader. This sounds more like something that would happen to real life B&B fans for fun than a real cult, but it IS Beavis and Butthead and it is funny.

It’s great to hear the old “I AM CORNHOLIO!” line after all these plus some new lines. These include “you are all bungholes” and “I am an albino.” What’s funnier is the cult members actually buying him boxes and boxes of toilet paper and mimicking Beavis’s every saying. His high ending by him saying “I’m tired” is a letdown though. It is worth noting that if Beavis stayed Cornholio one more day he would’ve finally scored with a bunch girls. Instead, Stewart did.

A good return worth a chant to the mighty bunghole.

But wait, MTV aired another 30 minute Beavis and Butthead episode called “Drones.”

Here the two idiots are on a school field trip to a military base. They decide to go look for the bathroom. They ask one of the soldiers where it is (“pee all that I can pee.” Awesome.) They find an abandoned drone control station and take control of two of the drones. Funny part is they think they are playing Grand Theft Auto San Andreas and are looking whores. This episode dragged on and could have been better has a fifteen minute episode. If was funny to see Beavis take out electricity in a Middle-Eastern village and have the soldier there say “I need to go back to college.”

The funniest line in the episode was the sergeant saying ‘juvenile delinquents make the best warriors.” This is made funnier by the fact that B&B are piloting two drones all throughout the episode.

An OK episode, but not one that any fan would watch again.

What’s amazing is that there were a lot more music videos than there were MTV shows. Looks like Judge is getting back into his old groove again. Though to tell the truth the music video parts were not that memorable this time around. It is only week three and Judge is getting started.

The funniest skit was with this one girl getting a loan to get a breast implant. Beavis and Butthead’s ‘spittake” reaction was priceless. “You can get a loan to get your boobs bigger? I want to get a loan to get my shlong bigger.”

A very good week for bungholes everywhere. Keep up the good work Mike, you king of bungholes.