‘Alvin and the Chipmunks: Chipwrecked’ Review: Cute, But Broken

There’s a reason why there aren’t many rhythm games on handheld systems.

After playing this game, you’ll be convinced even further as to why they should only be attempted with the utmost care.

With less than stellar sound and a small screen, there are just too many negatives developers face before they get out of the starting gate. That, however, hasn’t stopped Majesco from publishing “Alvin and the Chipmunks: Chipwrecked,” a game which is spite of solid sound and a bevy of songs, fails to do the one thing music titles should do, entertain us.

All in all, it’s another attempt to cash in on a profitable license that fails miserably.

 

Not even a Hootie and the Blowfish song can save it.

Sure, the kiddies will sing along to this one, but the wonky gameplay absolutely ruins the fun for adults. Rather than beat the screen a-la “Elite Beat Agents,” or any other decent attempt at a console rhythm game, “Alvin and the Chipmunks: Chipwrecked” has you draw shapes on-screen, in order to get the chipmunks to dance along to the music. While the dashes, plus signs and Xs are easy enough, some of the shapes are entirely too complex.

Between that and the three waves you’ll have to fill in for Simon, Theodore and Alvin, which are entirely too close together and make it nearly impossible to draw, the gameplay can be a nightmare at times.

At other times, you’ll draw the proper shapes, but they won’t register, which only adds to the frustration.

Because of this, there is only so much fun to be had, even with the most dedicated chipmunk fanatic.

While the graphics are practically a mess, with blocky, ugly versions of our fuzzy friends [think Sega Saturn Virtua Fighter] and blurry backgrounds, the music itself is utterly adorable. The sound quality as well is fantastic. Had the gameplay been fine tuned, this could have been a sleeper hit.

As it stands now however, Dave won’t be this only one screaming at the chipmunks this holiday season. If you don’t have a small child who will appreciate the music and cute [yet far from proficient] chipmunk visuals, there’s little reason to give this game a chance.

mm
About Patrick Hickey Jr. 14260 Articles
Patrick Hickey Jr. is a full-time Assistant Professor of Communication & Performing Arts and Director of the Journalism program at Kingsborough Community College and is the chairman of the City University of New York Journalism Council. He is the Founder and Editor-In-Chief of ReviewFix.com. He's also a former News Editor at NBC Local Integrated Media and National Video Games Writer at Examiner.com where his work was mentioned in National Ad campaigns by Disney, Nintendo and EA Sports. Hickey was also the Editor-In-Chief of two College Newspapers before he received his BA in Journalism from Brooklyn College. Hickey's work has been published in The New York Daily News, The New York Times, Complex, The Hockey Writers, Yahoo!, Broadway World, Examiner, NYSportScene Magazine, ProHockeyNews.com, GothamBaseball.com, The Syracuse Post-Standard, Scout.com and the official sites of the Brooklyn Aces and New York Islanders. His first book, The Minds Behind the Games: Interviews With Cult And Classic Video Game Developers was released in April 2018 and is chock full of interviews with legendary developers. His second book in the series, The Minds Behind Adventures Games, was released in December 2019. His third book, The Minds Behind Sports Games, was released in September 2020. His fourth book, The Minds Behind Shooter Games, was released in March 2021. The Minds Behind Sega Genesis Games and The Minds Behind PlayStation Games were released in 2022 and The Minds Behind PlayStation 2 was published in January 2023. Hickey is also a contracted comic book writer, currently penning his original series, "Condrey," as well as "The Job," "Brooklyn Bleeds" "Dem Gulls" and "KROOM" for Legacy Comix, where he serves as founder, owner and Editor-in-Chief. Hickey Jr. is also a voice actor, having starred in the 2018 indie hit and 2019 Switch, PS4 and Xbox One release, The Padre (also serving as English language Story Editor), from Shotgun With Glitters. The sequel, The Padre: One Shell Straight to Hell was released in February 2021- Hickey also served as a Story Editor and Lead Voiceover performer. He has also done narration and trailers for several other titles including The Kaiju Offensive, Relentless Rex and Roniu’s Tale. Hickey is also the lead voiceover performer on Mega Cat Studios’ upcoming title WrestleQuest, responsible for nearly 90 characters in the game, as well as Skybound's Renfield: Bring Your Own Blood, where he voices both Dracula and Renfield, as well as several other characters. He also stars in Ziggurat Interactive’s World Championship Boxing Manager 2, where he performs the VO of nearly every male character in the game. He also worked on the Atari VCS’s BPM Boy.

Be the first to comment

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published.


*