TNA Impact Wrestling Coverage: Love and Marriage

“Look at you, talking like you’ve got some hair on your nuts.”

-Austin Aries

Thank you Austin Aries- the modern-day Tully Blanchard.

Quick on the microphone and one of the best workers in TNA, he made this episode of Impact Wrestling entertaining.

But in typical TNA fashion, they ruined it.

Why is Zema Ion feuding with Aries? Heel vs. Heel? The fans don’t respect Ion yet. With his phony smile, over-acting and lack of real-ring polish, Ion isn’t ready to hang with the big boys…yet.

Their match at Victory Road will definitely be the best on the card, but you can’t help but wonder how much better Ion could be in a few years if he was in OVW right now or how much cooler Aries would be feuding with a face that could make him look even more like the bastard he’s already proven himself to be.

Aside from Aries, hearing the wedding plans of ODB and Eric Young was fun. Everything else was just drab, boring and near snore-inducing.

Penn Jillette, um wait… Abyss-sans mask, made another appearance on Impact. Who knows where that’s going? Chances are, like most of the storylines in the company right now, it’ll be a mess

Matches:

Madison Rayne vs. Velvet Sky: Two beauties in a tough knockouts encounter. Rayne is one of the strongest competitors in the division and Sky continues to work hard. This worked out well- Rayne has a nice assortment of moves and Sky can sell. But this wasn’t too technical a match. Aside from a nice neckbreaker from Rayne, this was mostly an attack-oriented match. After a roll-up counter, Rayne got a handful of Sky’s trunks for the win.

Crimson w/Matt Morgan vs. Samoa Joe w/ Magnus: Crimson is getting better, but Joe is just so much more talented. Seeing Joe sell for Crimson eliminates any suspense of disbelief. After going through his repertoire of moves, Crimson hit a Sidewalk Slam and started yapping with the referee. With an opportunity to turn the tide, Joe then hit a Urinage Suplex of sorts, but Matt Morgan distracted the referee before Joe could fully capitalize, opening the door for a Crimson spear, which ironically got him the win.

TNA Knockouts Champion Gail Kim vs. Mickie James: Kim worked on James’ leg throughout with a unique combination of grapples and submissions. This was a damn good Knockouts match. The divas can’t work like this. Kim got the win after an interesting set of counters that allowed the champion to take the easy way out.

Christopher Daniels vs. Mr. Anderson: How could four awesome workers be involved in a feud so boring? Anderson looked decent in his first match back and won via Mic-Check, but damn was it a snoozer.

Five Minute Open Challenge: Garett Bischoff vs. Kurt Angle: This match was five minutes for a reason. That’s all the fans could stand. Biscoff is super green and Angle just walked all over him. Punches and snap suplexes galore here. Bischoff showed some moxie though and even after an Angle Slam, he lasted the entire five minutes. That seemed to only piss off Angle, who put Baby Bischoff in an Ankle Lock for his troubles. Jeff Hardy then hit the ring to save the kid.

Gunner w/Bully Ray vs. James Storm: Storm continues to prove himself as a solid singles performer with plenty of fan support. Gunner continues to grow, but isn’t where he needs to be just yet. Storm won easily with a Super Kick.

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About Patrick Hickey Jr. 14230 Articles
Patrick Hickey Jr. is a full-time Assistant Professor of Communication & Performing Arts and Director of the Journalism program at Kingsborough Community College and is the chairman of the City University of New York Journalism Council. He is the Founder and Editor-In-Chief of ReviewFix.com. He's also a former News Editor at NBC Local Integrated Media and National Video Games Writer at Examiner.com where his work was mentioned in National Ad campaigns by Disney, Nintendo and EA Sports. Hickey was also the Editor-In-Chief of two College Newspapers before he received his BA in Journalism from Brooklyn College. Hickey's work has been published in The New York Daily News, The New York Times, Complex, The Hockey Writers, Yahoo!, Broadway World, Examiner, NYSportScene Magazine, ProHockeyNews.com, GothamBaseball.com, The Syracuse Post-Standard, Scout.com and the official sites of the Brooklyn Aces and New York Islanders. His first book, The Minds Behind the Games: Interviews With Cult And Classic Video Game Developers was released in April 2018 and is chock full of interviews with legendary developers. His second book in the series, The Minds Behind Adventures Games, was released in December 2019. His third book, The Minds Behind Sports Games, was released in September 2020. His fourth book, The Minds Behind Shooter Games, was released in March 2021. The Minds Behind Sega Genesis Games and The Minds Behind PlayStation Games were released in 2022 and The Minds Behind PlayStation 2 was published in January 2023. Hickey is also a contracted comic book writer, currently penning his original series, "Condrey," as well as "The Job," "Brooklyn Bleeds" "Dem Gulls" and "KROOM" for Legacy Comix, where he serves as founder, owner and Editor-in-Chief. Hickey Jr. is also a voice actor, having starred in the 2018 indie hit and 2019 Switch, PS4 and Xbox One release, The Padre (also serving as English language Story Editor), from Shotgun With Glitters. The sequel, The Padre: One Shell Straight to Hell was released in February 2021- Hickey also served as a Story Editor and Lead Voiceover performer. He has also done narration and trailers for several other titles including The Kaiju Offensive, Relentless Rex and Roniu’s Tale. Hickey is also the lead voiceover performer on Mega Cat Studios’ upcoming title WrestleQuest, responsible for nearly 90 characters in the game, as well as Skybound's Renfield: Bring Your Own Blood, where he voices both Dracula and Renfield, as well as several other characters. He also stars in Ziggurat Interactive’s World Championship Boxing Manager 2, where he performs the VO of nearly every male character in the game. He also worked on the Atari VCS’s BPM Boy.

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