WWE RAW Coverage: Been There, Done That

The 1,000th episode of Monday Night Raw was mediocre. A lot of mark-out moments, sure, but not a lot to show fans that the company is moving in a direction to ensure high-quality programming for years to come.

There were plenty of fun spots. That made up for the lack of quality matches.

In the end, the thought of a full-fledged Punk heel turn isn’t all that interesting. It’s been done before.

The reunion of Degeneration-X was a completely fantastic way to start the show though. Having HHH, Shawn Michaels, Road Dogg, [a noticeably chunky] X-Pac and Billy Gunn back together was fun, even though Chyna was missing.

Damien Sandow’s interruption of the follies and his later beating set the scene for a comical show that will be remembered more for the appearances of former stars and blatant product placement than anything new.

The marriage of AJ and Daniel Bryan with Reverend Slick was certainly an event. Slick was solid in his shenanigans early on, but AJ wanted things sped up. After she put on Bryan’s ring, a poorly guided series of events ended with AJ leaving Bryan at the altar and becoming the new RAW General Manager.

It’s okay to be confused. The whole world is.

Afterward, CM Punk and The Rock got into it and the shoot was mediocre aside from Rock’s jabs at Daniel Bryan. The announcement that The Rock is to get a title shot at Royal Rumble is a joke. The guy hasn’t had more than five matches in the last years. It was shades of TNA that a guy could come out of the woodwork like that and get a shot at the gold.

The segment between Paul Heyman, Triple H and Brock Lesnar was great once Stephanie McMahon got involved. Her promo was, in a word, perfect. She belittled Heyman and goated him into agreeing to give HHH the match with Lesnar. The battle that ensued between Lesnar and HHH after was intense. That will definitely be an excellent match for Summerslam.

Again, while these developments were cool, the highlights were the return of The Undertaker, Lita, DX and the other legends.

Matches:

Rey Mysterio, Sin Cara and World Champion Sheamus vs. Chris Jericho, Dolph Ziggler w/ Vikki Guerrero and Alberto Del Rio w/Ricardo Rodriguez:This match did nothing to advance storyline aside from Ziggler and Jericho going at it a bit- essentially this contest was an attempt to get the crowd going. Overall, it didn’t do much of anything. The end flurry was cool though, with all the stars attempting their finishing holds. Talk about a TNA rip-off. Sheamus won with the Brogue Kick on Jericho.

Jack Swagger vs. Brodus Clay w/ Dude Love: A disaster of a match as the former World Champion Swagger was beaten in less than 30 seconds by Clay with a Splash. After the match, Love gave Swagger the Mandible Claw.

Intercontinental Champion Christian vs. The Miz: Bret Hart was the special ring announcer for a match that was the best of the night up until that point. Although the pace was sluggish at times, both competitors worked hard. The end countering of finishing moves was enjoyable and ended with The Miz winning his first Intercontinental Championship.

Lita w/ Bradshaw and Ron Simmons vs. Heath Slater: Lita won with the Twist of a fate and a moonsault, with a massive Clothesline From Hell from Bradshaw somewhere in the middle. Slater tried to escape before the match started, but was greeted by all the legends that beat him up over the last two months.

Kane and The Undertaker vs. Jinder Mahal, Tyler Reks, Hunico, Camacho, Curt Hawkins and Drew MacIntyre: The Brothers of Destruction made quick work on the six-pack of mid-card heels in a no-contest. Hunico and Curt Hawkins got a Chokeslam and Tombstone Piledriver for their troubles.

WWE Champion CM Punk vs. John Cena: It was a back and forth encounter early on. Both had their moments to shine, but Cena knocked out the referee accidentally before he hit the Attitude Adjustment on Punk. With the referee out, Show hit the WMD on Cena. However, Punk was unable to get the pin once the referee was back in the match. Playing possum, Cena latched on the STF and looked to be on the verge of winning the title, but Show interfered again and got the match thrown out. With Show destroying Cena, Punk didn’t intervene, but The Rock did. After The Rock delivered a Spinebuster on Show, Punk got involved and gave Rock the GTS.

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Patrick Hickey Jr. is a full-time Assistant Professor of Communication & Performing Arts and Director of the Journalism program at Kingsborough Community College and is the chairman of the City University of New York Journalism Council. He is the Founder and Editor-In-Chief of ReviewFix.com. He's also a former News Editor at NBC Local Integrated Media and National Video Games Writer at Examiner.com where his work was mentioned in National Ad campaigns by Disney, Nintendo and EA Sports. Hickey was also the Editor-In-Chief of two College Newspapers before he received his BA in Journalism from Brooklyn College. Hickey's work has been published in The New York Daily News, The New York Times, Complex, The Hockey Writers, Yahoo!, Broadway World, Examiner, NYSportScene Magazine, ProHockeyNews.com, GothamBaseball.com, The Syracuse Post-Standard, Scout.com and the official sites of the Brooklyn Aces and New York Islanders. His first book, The Minds Behind the Games: Interviews With Cult And Classic Video Game Developers was released in April 2018 and is chock full of interviews with legendary developers. His second book in the series, The Minds Behind Adventures Games, was released in December 2019. His third book, The Minds Behind Sports Games, was released in September 2020. His fourth book, The Minds Behind Shooter Games, was released in March 2021. The Minds Behind Sega Genesis Games and The Minds Behind PlayStation Games were released in 2022 and The Minds Behind PlayStation 2 was published in January 2023. Hickey is also a contracted comic book writer, currently penning his original series, "Condrey," as well as "The Job," "Brooklyn Bleeds" "Dem Gulls" and "KROOM" for Legacy Comix, where he serves as founder, owner and Editor-in-Chief. Hickey Jr. is also a voice actor, having starred in the 2018 indie hit and 2019 Switch, PS4 and Xbox One release, The Padre (also serving as English language Story Editor), from Shotgun With Glitters. The sequel, The Padre: One Shell Straight to Hell was released in February 2021- Hickey also served as a Story Editor and Lead Voiceover performer. He has also done narration and trailers for several other titles including The Kaiju Offensive, Relentless Rex and Roniu’s Tale. Hickey is also the lead voiceover performer on Mega Cat Studios’ upcoming title WrestleQuest, responsible for nearly 90 characters in the game, as well as Skybound's Renfield: Bring Your Own Blood, where he voices both Dracula and Renfield, as well as several other characters. He also stars in Ziggurat Interactive’s World Championship Boxing Manager 2, where he performs the VO of nearly every male character in the game. He also worked on the Atari VCS’s BPM Boy.

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