A midget in a bull costume? Are you serious?
For those who missed their WWE RAW debut this past week, it appears Primo and Epico have a new gimmick, sans the lovely Rosa Mendez.
That’s like ordering ice cream without the fudge.
Although Primo and Epico are solid workers, the sultry Mendez was the reason why they won the tag team titles. There’s an absence of good-looking valets and she filled a void and was entertaining. Now, after weeks of vignettes and build up, it’s easy to see this rehashed tag team is nothing but fodder.
Aside from the absence of logic the gimmick possesses, it’s even geographically incorrect.
The Colon family is Puerto Rican, not Mexican. Any wrestling fan will the slightest clue knows that, making the gimmick a joke in more ways than one.
Who is writing this?
Fans deserve better than this nonsense.
Void of charisma, Primo and Epico would be better served in TNA, where they can get consistent ring and mic work. The only Colon that belongs in the WWE is Carlito. But that’s another story all together.
Why the WWE continues to have cartoon and comic book like characters on their roster is puzzling. Seeing the success of guys the likes of CM Punk and Daniel Bryan the past two years, the WWE Creative machine should push more realistic personas and less garbage like this. While it works for mid-careers like Santino, Brodus Clay and Tensai to a certain degree, chances are these matadors will get speared by Roman Reigns very soon.
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