Impact Wrestling Coverage: Gimmick Crazy

This gimmick show was “weird.” Although it was funny, why not run this on Halloween, rather than the week of Thanksgiving?

A special thank you to ewrestlingnews.com for providing this glossary with gimmicks for all of the Impact stars on this week’s show.

  • Ethan Page = Julian Cumberbun, the International Commonwealth Television Champion
  • Willie Mack = Downtown Daddy Brown
  • Sami Callihan = Sonny Sanders (Jim Cornette parody)
  • Eddie Edwards = Cowboy Colt McCoy
  • Raj Singh = Dada Singh
  • Trey = Bill Ding (Builder)
  • Dez = Jim Nasium (Gym Teacher)
  • Josh Alexander = Tim Burr (Lumberjack)
  • Wentz = Ray Strack (Race Car Driver)
  • Tessa Blanchard = Blanche Ardmore*
  • Alexia Nicole = Mildred Moore*
  • Jordynne Grace = Georgia Cobb*
  • Jessicka Havok = Lady Bird Johnston*

*Collectively known as The Rough Riders (The Four Horseman parody)

  • Ace Austin = Rip Rayzer (Punk)
  • Rich Swann = Rapid Delivery Pete (Pizza Delivery)
  • D’Lo Brown & Fallah Bahh = Pummel & Plunder “Xcessive Force”
  • The Deaners = Oats & Hall, “The Hard Workers”
  • Madison Rayne = Jazzy Fitbody (Fitness Instructor)
  • Joey Ryan = Captain Joystick (Pilot)
  • Kiera Hogan = Miss Milehigh (Stewardess)
  • Moose = DJ 2 Large (Rap Star)
  • Don Callis = Sexton Hardcastle (Retired Legendary Wrestler)
  • Josh Mathews = Giuseppe Scovelli (Entitled Son of the Boss)
  • Rhino = Frank The Butcher
  • Jimmy Jacobs = Sebastian Baker (Scam Artist?)
  • Brian Cage = Muscles McGhee (Canadian Hero)
  • Michael Elgin & Madman Fulton = The Soviets
  • Scott D’Amore = “Pops” (Giuseppe Scovelli’s Father & Owner of IPWF)

Matches:

Rip Rayzer (Ace Austin) vs. Rapid Delivery Pete (Rich Swann): Rayzer got the win with a Rollup in a fun opening match with plenty of offense.

Xcessive Force: (D’Lo Brown and Fallah Bahh) vs. The Hard Workers (Cody and Jake Deaner): THW wont with a Sunsetflip, but after the match, Brown and Bahh beat on them.

Johnny Swinger vs. Buck Gunderson: Swinger got the win with the Neckbreaker.

Jazzy Fitbody (Madison Rayne) vs. Agnus Beerhart: Rayne got the win with the Top-Rope Splash.

Bill Ding, Jim Nasium, Tim Burr & Ray Strack vs. The Rough Riders (Tessa Blanchard = Blanche Ardmore, Alexia Nicole = Mildred Moore, Jordynne Grace = Georgia Cobb, Jessicka Havok = Lady Bird Johnston): Blanchard and company got the win with the Hammerlock DDT.

International Commonwealth TV Champion Julian Cumberbun w/ Sonny Sanders) vs. Downtown Daddy Brown: Brown got the win with the Rollup, you guessed it, to win the title.

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