AEW Dark Results: Loaded Card

Dark was back to its usual MO this week. Eleven solid matches with no breaks between them. 

Matches:

Red Velvet vs. Brandi Rhodes w/ “The Natural” Dustin Rhodes: Anna Jay showed her face to distract Rhodes and Velvet took advantage. She couldn’t get the job done though, and the CBO hit a Spear and then forced her opponent to tap with Jay’s Queenslayer Chokehold.

The Butcher and The Blade w/ Eddie Kingston vs. Kevin Blackwood and Daniel Garcia: BnB dropped Garcia with Full Death to pick up the pinfall victory. 

“The Real Mean Girl” Dani Jordan vs. Penelope Ford w/ “Superbad” Kip Sabian: Ford got caught trying to use Jordan’s burn book against her but found the Fisherman’s Suplex for the win anyway.

“The Machine” Brian Cage vs. Megabyte Ronnie: Ronnie hit a People’s Hotdog Elbow and got kicked in the face for it. Cage had enough shenanigans and hit the Drill Claw for the one, two, three.

Griff Garrison and Brian Pillman Jr. vs. Santana and Ortiz: Poor Pillman got his head knocked off with a Powerbomb into a Penalty Kick and would have stayed down for five let alone three.

Jesse Sorensen vs. Will Hobbs: Sorensen needed more willpower because Hobbs broke him in half with a Spinebuster and an Oklahoma Stampede Powerslam. 

Skyler Moore and Rache Chanel vs. AEW Women’s Tag Team Champions Diamante and Ivelisse: Ivelisse rolled through with a Snapmare and put Moore’s lights out with a kick to the face for the win.

Colt “Boom Boom” Cabana w/ Dark Order vs. QT Marshall w/ Allie: Uno distracted the Ref so Grayson could lay out Marshall with a leaping Knee Strike. Cabana followed up with a Discus Clothesline a la Mr. Brodie Lee to pick up the pinfall victory. 

“The Librarian” Peter Avalon vs. “The Librarian” Leva Bates vs. Brandon Cutler: The ring couldn’t contain this battle and the two brawled on the outside of a little too long. Neither competitor made it back before ten and both men were counted out. 

Maxx Stardom and Dontae Smiley vs. Best Friends: Trent and Chuck Taylor: Taylor drilled Smiley with a Piledriver and served him to Trent who hit one of his own. Best Friend’s newfound intensity paid off yet again.

Dark Order: Evil Uno, Stu Grayson, John Silver, and Alex Reynolds vs. Billy and Austin Gunn, and Private Party: Marq Quen and Isiah Kassidy: Austin got overzealous and got caught with Fatality to cost his team the match.