WWE RAW Coverage: Crotch Shots and Tag Matches

The WWE, for some reason, seems to think that fans want to see more tag team wrestling. That could be the only reason six of the seven matches on RAW this week were tag or six-man tag bouts. While the action in the ring was solid for the most part, there was little in terms of engaging storyline development.

Who cares about Tons of Funk and a flavorless WWE Tag Team title defense?

Luckily, the drama between The Authority and Daniel Bryan, John Cena and CM Punk made for more than interesting post-PPV storyline. How it’ll affect the landscape of the title scenes moving towards Royal Rumble is uncertain, but at least there’s bit more to think about this PPV cycle.

Matches:

WWE Tag Team Champions Cody Rhodes and Goldust vs. Rey Mysterio and The Big Show: Mysterio was full of high-flying antics, but Rhodes was solid as usual and Goldust continues to prove he’s more than capable. Show was barely in the match, until he got a hot tag and began to wail on Rhodes. Lets just say the slobber-filled slaps were nearly deafening, but Show couldn’t put Rhodes away. After Show missed a second rope elbow, Goldust tried to get his team going, but a Show Chokeslam and WMD, followed by Mysterio dropping the dime while on Show’s shoulders, gave the challengers the surprising win.

Fandango w/Summer Rae vs. Dolph Ziggler: A high-energy singles battle that featured plenty of offense, counters and pin opportunities. Ziggler earned the win after he countered a Fandango knee strike into a Rollup.

WWE Intercontinental Champion Big E. Langston and Mark Henry vs. Jack Swagger and Antonio Cesaro w/Zeb Colter: An excellent tag team match that was jam-packed with power moves. While Cesaro and Swagger sold much more, it was still an old-school back and forth encounter that the fans enjoyed. Langston ended up as the hero, saving Henry from the Giant Swing from Cesaro and connecting with a massive Shoulder Block and The Big Ending to earn the win.

Brodus Clay and Tensai w/ Naomi and Cameron vs. Curtis Axel and Ryback: Clay refused to accept Tensai’s tag and Ryback won via the Shellshock. After the match, Clay Splashed Tensai twice and Naomi and Cameron danced with R-Truth and

CM Punk, Jimmy Uso and Jey Uso vs. WWE United States Champion Dean Ambrose, Roman Reigns and Seth Rollins: Another high quality tag match that saw The Shield work over the Usos for the majority of the match. However, once Punk got in the match, the intensity picked up and the bodies started flying. Despite the Usos resilience, after a Punk GTS on Ambrose, Reigns was able to nail the former WWE Champion with a Spear for the win.

Alicia Fox, WWE Divas Champion AJ Lee and Tamina Snuka vs. Natalya Neidhart, Brie Bella and Nikki Bella: Snuka nailed a Super Kick on Nikki Bella that will be remembered for quite some time. After that, Lee followed up with a Shining Wizard for the win.

WWE World Heavyweight Champion Randy Orton vs. Daniel Bryan: The new WWE World Heavyweight Champion had his hands full with the feisty and submission specialist early on, but Orton worked on Bryan’s arm with some strikes of his own. Orton later added more strikes and a picture-perfect Superplex, but he couldn’t keep Bryan down. Bryan countered a RKO with a nasty kick and followed it up with a Diving Headbutt from the top rope, but he too couldn’t steal the win. After a failed Rollup, Orton was put in the Crossface, but escaped. The action then skipped to the outside for a bit until Bryan hit the Front Dropkick from the top and added more kicks. Then, before Bryan could hit the final kick, Orton countered with a blatant Low Blow to get the match thrown out.

After the bell, Cena came to help Bryan, but after Cena hit Orton a few times, Orton nailed Cena with the RKO and ended the show the same way he started, with both titles held high.

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About Patrick Hickey Jr. 14230 Articles
Patrick Hickey Jr. is a full-time Assistant Professor of Communication & Performing Arts and Director of the Journalism program at Kingsborough Community College and is the chairman of the City University of New York Journalism Council. He is the Founder and Editor-In-Chief of ReviewFix.com. He's also a former News Editor at NBC Local Integrated Media and National Video Games Writer at Examiner.com where his work was mentioned in National Ad campaigns by Disney, Nintendo and EA Sports. Hickey was also the Editor-In-Chief of two College Newspapers before he received his BA in Journalism from Brooklyn College. Hickey's work has been published in The New York Daily News, The New York Times, Complex, The Hockey Writers, Yahoo!, Broadway World, Examiner, NYSportScene Magazine, ProHockeyNews.com, GothamBaseball.com, The Syracuse Post-Standard, Scout.com and the official sites of the Brooklyn Aces and New York Islanders. His first book, The Minds Behind the Games: Interviews With Cult And Classic Video Game Developers was released in April 2018 and is chock full of interviews with legendary developers. His second book in the series, The Minds Behind Adventures Games, was released in December 2019. His third book, The Minds Behind Sports Games, was released in September 2020. His fourth book, The Minds Behind Shooter Games, was released in March 2021. The Minds Behind Sega Genesis Games and The Minds Behind PlayStation Games were released in 2022 and The Minds Behind PlayStation 2 was published in January 2023. Hickey is also a contracted comic book writer, currently penning his original series, "Condrey," as well as "The Job," "Brooklyn Bleeds" "Dem Gulls" and "KROOM" for Legacy Comix, where he serves as founder, owner and Editor-in-Chief. Hickey Jr. is also a voice actor, having starred in the 2018 indie hit and 2019 Switch, PS4 and Xbox One release, The Padre (also serving as English language Story Editor), from Shotgun With Glitters. The sequel, The Padre: One Shell Straight to Hell was released in February 2021- Hickey also served as a Story Editor and Lead Voiceover performer. He has also done narration and trailers for several other titles including The Kaiju Offensive, Relentless Rex and Roniu’s Tale. Hickey is also the lead voiceover performer on Mega Cat Studios’ upcoming title WrestleQuest, responsible for nearly 90 characters in the game, as well as Skybound's Renfield: Bring Your Own Blood, where he voices both Dracula and Renfield, as well as several other characters. He also stars in Ziggurat Interactive’s World Championship Boxing Manager 2, where he performs the VO of nearly every male character in the game. He also worked on the Atari VCS’s BPM Boy.

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