Bargain Bin Gaming- Episode 22: Yaris

Yaris_XBLABroken, boring and repetitive.

Those are just three words that come to mind when trying to describe “Yaris,” the X-Box Live Arcade game that was released at the same time Toyota’s new car of the same name was late in 2007.

While the real Yaris has a MSRP of $13,525, the game however on the 360 is a free download on the Live Marketplace. Those jumping for joy about getting a free game, should continue reading, for the sake of their children and their children’s children. After one go around with the game, the shallow gameplay, cataract-inducing graphics and tedious achievements are more than apparent and will force you to shut off your system and look for the nearest alcoholic beverage to consume.

Simply put, while the game offers eight tracks and three cars and seems like it has enough playability to warrant a download, the game is so badly crafted that it should never been released.

As a matter of fact, the game is more of a chore than anything else. Trying to be a cross between a combat-racing game and something along the lines of “Wipeout,” “Yaris” fails miserably at both. The weapon system is flimsy at best and the enemy A.I. is deplorable. Not shockingly, holding down the shoot button and simply racing will score you more points than if you try and aim at your enemies.

Speaking of the enemies, after playing the game for any prolonged period of time, it’s still hard to understand what they actually are. The character models in the game look as if someone dug up their 32X and decided to make their own game. The game’s sense of speed is far from mediocre as well, as racing at 140 miles per hour doesn’t feel all that different from racing at 250. The game’s control is also far from perfect, as avoiding obstacles and trying to keep pace with enemies is no more fun than plucking nose hair.

As far as story goes, there is none, giving you even more of a reason to pass this one up. The game’s online mode is also a disaster with limited gameplay modes and is void of enjoyment as well, especially since it’s impossible to find someone on the Live Arcade to play the game with.

Considering all of these problems, “Yaris” is easily one of the worst games ever released on any system and shouldn’t be downloaded. Hardcore game aficionados will download it for the hell of it, but won’t get any pleasure from playing through it. If they did, they should be checked into a mental institution pronto.

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Patrick Hickey Jr. is a full-time Assistant Professor of Communication & Performing Arts and Director of the Journalism program at Kingsborough Community College and is the chairman of the City University of New York Journalism Council. He is the Founder and Editor-In-Chief of ReviewFix.com. He's also a former News Editor at NBC Local Integrated Media and National Video Games Writer at Examiner.com where his work was mentioned in National Ad campaigns by Disney, Nintendo and EA Sports. Hickey was also the Editor-In-Chief of two College Newspapers before he received his BA in Journalism from Brooklyn College. Hickey's work has been published in The New York Daily News, The New York Times, Complex, The Hockey Writers, Yahoo!, Broadway World, Examiner, NYSportScene Magazine, ProHockeyNews.com, GothamBaseball.com, The Syracuse Post-Standard, Scout.com and the official sites of the Brooklyn Aces and New York Islanders. His first book, The Minds Behind the Games: Interviews With Cult And Classic Video Game Developers was released in April 2018 and is chock full of interviews with legendary developers. His second book in the series, The Minds Behind Adventures Games, was released in December 2019. His third book, The Minds Behind Sports Games, was released in September 2020. His fourth book, The Minds Behind Shooter Games, was released in March 2021. The Minds Behind Sega Genesis Games and The Minds Behind PlayStation Games were released in 2022 and The Minds Behind PlayStation 2 was published in January 2023. Hickey is also a contracted comic book writer, currently penning his original series, "Condrey," as well as "The Job," "Brooklyn Bleeds" "Dem Gulls" and "KROOM" for Legacy Comix, where he serves as founder, owner and Editor-in-Chief. Hickey Jr. is also a voice actor, having starred in the 2018 indie hit and 2019 Switch, PS4 and Xbox One release, The Padre (also serving as English language Story Editor), from Shotgun With Glitters. The sequel, The Padre: One Shell Straight to Hell was released in February 2021- Hickey also served as a Story Editor and Lead Voiceover performer. He has also done narration and trailers for several other titles including The Kaiju Offensive, Relentless Rex and Roniu’s Tale. Hickey is also the lead voiceover performer on Mega Cat Studios’ upcoming title WrestleQuest, responsible for nearly 90 characters in the game, as well as Skybound's Renfield: Bring Your Own Blood, where he voices both Dracula and Renfield, as well as several other characters. He also stars in Ziggurat Interactive’s World Championship Boxing Manager 2, where he performs the VO of nearly every male character in the game. He also worked on the Atari VCS’s BPM Boy.

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